Alice in Chains, Led Zeppelin, Vampire Weekend, Modest Mouse, Velvet Underground. I wish I had a band just to make a name for it. Not necessarily because it would be creatively challenging... on the contrary- because it will be so damn easy! Let's take a look...
Method #1: [Food you are eating] of [last foreign city you visited]
Result: Salmon Sashimi of Paris
Method #2: My [Adjective to describe your mother] [Sexiest feature of your body]
Result: My Gregarious Calf
Method #3: [Name of the main character in the last movie you watched]'s [Thing you hated most about high school]
Result: Jamal's Dirty Jocks
Method #4: The [Year you would go to if you could time travel] [Funniest animal you can think of (plural)] Band
Result: The 1158 Platypi Band
Method #5: [Name of the closest person to you] and the [Favorite Element] [Weapon of Choice]
Result: Raymond and the Water Staff
Method #6: [Adjective to describe the worst porn you've seen] [Your major in college]
Result: Scatterific Computer Science
Method #7: [Strong emotion you last felt] against the [Charity you would donate to if you had $]
Result: Angst against the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation
Method #8: [Your favorite Disney character] killed [Movie villain you are most afraid of]!
Result: Dumbo killed Hannibal Lecter!
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general tao's chicken of paris, my nagging shoulder, rorschach's not getting a varsity jacket because his mom thinks its too expensive, 1911 sponge band, dad and the francium bow and arrow, fuzzy biochemistry, anger against bill and melinda gates foundation, lilo killed maleficient
p.s. water isn't an element
p.p.s. what's your email address. i need to invite you to the secret blog.
p.p.p.s. what's your actual address. i need to mail you a check for project label
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